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- Dear Illiterate People, If you read something...(probably just on Facebook) the correct past tense spelling is NOT RED The most you may have read is…
- The sad thing about facebook is it's more accurate than the weather man.
- Am I the only one who is tired of people complaining about their love lives, friends, or just their lives over facebook or in general?…
- A picture speaks a thousand words. . . But with Photoshop it tells a thousand lies.
- That awkward moment when you're trying to ignore a call and accidentally answer it!..
- Training to win gold in 2016 for Team USA on the Skeet team!
- Yolo is not an excuse to slut around.
- You might read this; you might not; but I like you ALOT !
- SPEAK ONLY WHEN U FEEL THAT UR WORDS IS BETTER THAN UR SILENCE
- I had to go there.
- Thinking outside of the box is easy. Understanding women is hard.
- I'm sorry, does it hurt your own back to kiss your own ass like that? F@k off ex, you ain't coming back!!!
- Just act without expextations.
- When someone is afraid to let you shine, even when your light is good for them too, blackout on them and find something else to…
- He is so confusing,, the things he said to me made me believe him!
- Don't be much closer to anybody because a small change in their behavior hurts a lot.
- I swear, if someone says another, Why so serious pun on me one more time I will go murder Heath Ledger in his sleep. Oh…
- Social networking done f****d the world up, nobody is who they say they are anymore, everybody got all these out of town friends they dont…
- I HATE when you see this on a message Heey! Person's Typing... Person's Typing... Person's Typing... Person's Typing... Person's Typing... Person's Typing... Person's Typing... Person's…
- You dont have to like me I'm not you facebook status
- So... that's my story. I had some pretty amazing friends, and I include in that group even though my whole life I blamed them for,…
- Follow follow follow me in instagram guys.. yummy_jhacka
- Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried to wipe their butt with an iPad.
- I always thought it made more sense to pour Gatorade on the losing coach.
- Im not a Facebook status you don't have to like me, but just cuz you don't,doesn't mean other people wont. Just know your not one…
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- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- If equal affection cannot be, let the more loving be me. — Wystan Hugh Auden
- Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. — Dave Barry
- Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. — Bernard Baruch
- Your own mind is a sacred enclosure into which nothing harmful can enter except by your permission. — Arnold Bennett
- It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend. — William Blake
- Who so loves believes the impossible. — Elizabeth Barrett Browning
- Strengthen me by sympathizing with my strength, not my weakness. — Amos Bronson Alcott
- Love is always open arms. If you close your arms about love you will find that you are left holding only yourself. — Leo Buscaglia
- Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act. — Truman Capote
- Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. — Dale Carnegie
- Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. — Dan Castellaneta