"You can't ask God to kill someone, you……" — Homer Simpson
"You can't ask God to kill someone, you do your own dirty work."
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43 Quotes by Homer Simpson
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Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
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Mmmmmmm. donuts/beer/erotic cakes.
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I'm gonna drink lots of beer and stay out all night.
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Oh yeah drugs, ya gotta have drugs.
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When will you Australians learn? In America we stopped using corporal punishment, and things have never been better! The streets…
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Mmm... Organized Crime
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Apu I need a keg and a six pack to hold me until I tap the keg.
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"Let's just say that on this day, a million years ago, a dude was born who most of us think…
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Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.
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Remember as far as anyone knows, were a nice normal family.
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No son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies, and kid's with fake ID's.
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To alcohol! The cause of, and solution too, all of lifes problems.
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