Dirty Quotes
1108 quotes by 911 authors
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Most men I know rely on women to do all the literal dirty work.
— Elizabeth Banks
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I am leaving the town to the invaders: increasingly numerous, mediocre, dirty, badly behaved, shameless tourists.
— Brigitte Bardot
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I can't do the same thing every night, the same gestures... it's like putting on dirty panties every day.
— Brigitte Bardot
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When I was in college, I used to write little ditties and short stories and poetry for my friends. Writing a book is another thing.…
— Mario Batali
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We think that democracy can change a lot of things, but we're being fooled, because democracy is not the election. We've been taught that democracy…
— Gael Garcia Bernal
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Vig used to call me 'Elf boy', and I'd call him 'filthy human'. As an Elf, I never got a scratch on me, never got…
— Orlando Bloom
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I see L.A. as a beautiful blonde with dirty underwear.
— David Boreanaz
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Life is a game with many rules but no referee. One learns how to play it more by watching it than by consulting any book,…
— Joseph Brodsky
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I love to have battles of the wits with people that can dish fast and dirty - and it leads to problems occasionally, 'cause I…
— Alton Brown
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It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
— George Burns
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I hate the fact that people think 'compromise' is a dirty word.
— Barbara Bush
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We can continue to try and clean up the gutters all over the world and spend all of our resources looking at just the dirty…
— Buzz Aldrin
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I prefer to remake flops. Dirty Rotten Scoundrels was a remake of a flop, and The Quiet American is a remake of a flop.
— Michael Caine
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I don't know what people are going to think of my stand-up. If you only know me from 'The Price Is Right' and 'The Drew…
— Drew Carey
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In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff. I liked cars and architecture,…
— Adam Carolla
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There's a great metaphor that one of my doctors uses: If a fish is swimming in a dirty tank and it gets sick, do you…
— Kris Carr
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Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself.
— Dick Cavett
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I don't really know what 'selling out' is exactly. I would sell out if I could, but nobody's buying it. I would love to go…
— Margaret Cho
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I don't even pretend we can occupy the Lib Dem holier-than-thou, hands-entirely-clean-and-entirely-empty-type stance. No, we are getting our hands dirty, and inevitably and totally understandably…
— Nick Clegg
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I'm a musician first, a food-lover second, a dirty mouth with feet, and a girl last time I checked.
— Tori Amos
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