All Homer Simpson Quotes
- Stupid risks make life worth living. Life
- I don't mind being called a liar when I am lying, when I am about to lie or just finished lying... but not when I… Called
- Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is like another nail. Another Nail
- I am not going to lie to you, Marge... ... ... Well, good bye. Bye
- Don't worry honey, daddy will fix that broken animal. Animal
- People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow. Well, goodnight. All
- Lisa, remember me as I am - filled with murderous rage. Filled
- I don't think anything I've ever done is wrong! Ever Done
- This is a place for learning, not a house of... hearing about things. Hearing
- This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit. Donut
- My campaign is a disaster, Moe. I hate the public so much. If only they'd elect me, I'd make them pay. Campaign
- They took the foam off the market because they found out it was poisonous, but if you ask me, if you're dumb enough to eat… Ask
- You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine. Day
- Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids. Better
- Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.' Adding
- Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel. Animals
- You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons. Boys
- Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems Alcohol
- That's okay, honey. I used to believe in things too. Believe
- I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer. Beer