"This donut has purple in the middle, purple…" — Homer Simpson
"This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit."
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43 Quotes by Homer Simpson
Homer Simpson has 43 quotes on this site.
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Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
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Mmmmmmm. donuts/beer/erotic cakes.
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I'm gonna drink lots of beer and stay out all night.
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Oh yeah drugs, ya gotta have drugs.
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When will you Australians learn? In America we stopped using corporal punishment, and things have never been better! The streets…
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Mmm... Organized Crime
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Apu I need a keg and a six pack to hold me until I tap the keg.
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"Let's just say that on this day, a million years ago, a dude was born who most of us think…
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Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.
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Remember as far as anyone knows, were a nice normal family.
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No son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies, and kid's with fake ID's.
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To alcohol! The cause of, and solution too, all of lifes problems.
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More Donut Quotes
This quote is filed under Donut Quotes,
one of 37 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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I fell in love with Erica Kane the summer before my freshman year of high school. Like all red-blooded teen…
— Andy Cohen
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This is a donut. It is very sweet, and very good. But if you've never tasted a donut, you wouldn't…
— David Lynch
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Claiming that someone's marriage is against your religion is like being angry at someone for eating a donut because you're…
— Seth Rogen
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A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a Danish.
— Chevy Chase
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Despite romantic fantasies about caring candidates who learn of America in donut shops, most politicians rely on media to teach…
— Dick Morris
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I will keep a substantial long exposure to gold -- which serves as a Jelly Donut antidote for my portfolio.…
— David Einhorn
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People don't realize how much of this stuff you get by the end of the day. High blood pressure is…
— Jack LaLanne
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They are bearcrawls ... a bearclaw is a donut
— Jillian Michaels
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As you ramble on through life, brother, whatever be your goal: keep you eyes upon the donut, and not upon…
— Murray Banks
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I'm the paté on the Universal cracker. I'm the grout holding your shower tiles on. I'm out of the saddle,…
— Charles Manson
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When you have a flaming hot donut in your hand and your trying to eat it your not worried about…
— Jase Robertson
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The sudden and abrupt removal of my all-consuming goal ... well, it was like I was a donut, and somebody…
— Brandon Sanderson
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