Donut Quotes

37 quotes by 34 authors

I fell in love with Erica Kane the summer before my freshman year of high school. Like all red-blooded teen American boys, I'd come home… — Andy Cohen
This is a donut. It is very sweet, and very good. But if you've never tasted a donut, you wouldn't really know how sweet and… — David Lynch
Claiming that someone's marriage is against your religion is like being angry at someone for eating a donut because you're on a diet. — Seth Rogen
A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a Danish. — Chevy Chase
Despite romantic fantasies about caring candidates who learn of America in donut shops, most politicians rely on media to teach them what concerns the average… — Dick Morris
I will keep a substantial long exposure to gold -- which serves as a Jelly Donut antidote for my portfolio. While I'd love for our… — David Einhorn
People don't realize how much of this stuff you get by the end of the day. High blood pressure is from all this high-fat eating.… — Jack LaLanne
They are bearcrawls ... a bearclaw is a donut — Jillian Michaels
As you ramble on through life, brother, whatever be your goal: keep you eyes upon the donut, and not upon the hole. — Murray Banks
I'm the patÃ© on the Universal cracker. I'm the grout holding your shower tiles on. I'm out of the saddle, sprinting up that hill and… — Charles Manson
When you have a flaming hot donut in your hand and your trying to eat it your not worried about 10 and 2 — Jase Robertson
The sudden and abrupt removal of my all-consuming goal ... well, it was like I was a donut, and somebody had sucked all the jelly… — Brandon Sanderson
I'm an all-things-in-moderation kind of person. I do eat a warm donut occasionally. I especially enjoy a cider donut when I'm apple picking. I don't… — Rachael Ray
Anyhow, the hole in the donut is at least digestible. — H. L. Mencken
I like freedom. I wake up in the morning and say, 'I don't know, should I have a popsicle or a donut?' You know, who… — Oscar Nunez
I'm high off the indo creepin' with the quickness to the cut, bust one to his head while he munches on that donut. — Dr. Dre
I always thought Woody Harrelson is quite a persuasive guy. He's the kind of guy who can call you up in the middle of the… — Jesse Eisenberg
Do you know how many calories are in butter and cheese and ice cream? Would you get your dog up in the morning for a… — Jack LaLanne
Probably millions of Americans got up this morning with a cup of coffee, a cigarette and a donut. No wonder they are sick and fouled… — Jack LaLanne
Monday morning and there's one less donut than there should be. Keen observers note the reduced mass straightaway but stay silent, because saying, 'Hey, is… — Max Barry

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