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• I fell in love with Erica Kane the summer before my freshman year of high school. Like all red-blooded teen American boys,… — Andy Cohen
• This is a donut. It is very sweet, and very good. But if you've never tasted a donut, you wouldn't really know… — David Lynch
• Claiming that someone's marriage is against your religion is like being angry at someone for eating a donut because you're on a… — Seth Rogen
• A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a Danish. — Chevy Chase
• Despite romantic fantasies about caring candidates who learn of America in donut shops, most politicians rely on media to teach them what… — Dick Morris
• I will keep a substantial long exposure to gold -- which serves as a Jelly Donut antidote for my portfolio. While I'd… — David Einhorn
• People don't realize how much of this stuff you get by the end of the day. High blood pressure is from all… — Jack LaLanne
• They are bearcrawls ... a bearclaw is a donut — Jillian Michaels
• As you ramble on through life, brother, whatever be your goal: keep you eyes upon the donut, and not upon the hole. — Murray Banks
• I'm the paté on the Universal cracker. I'm the grout holding your shower tiles on. I'm out of the saddle, sprinting up… — Charles Manson
• When you have a flaming hot donut in your hand and your trying to eat it your not worried about 10 and… — Jase Robertson
• The sudden and abrupt removal of my all-consuming goal ... well, it was like I was a donut, and somebody had sucked… — Brandon Sanderson

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