"Roger: Oh, don't everybody help at once. Francine:……" — American Dad
"Roger: Oh, don't everybody help at once. Francine: My goodness, Roger! When was the last time you weighed yourself? Roger: Oh, oh, ow. Ow, Francine. You know, we can't all look like those anorexic aliens on the James Cameron movies. Francine: I'm sorry, Roger, but I'm putting you on a diet. Starting today, no more junk food. (Takes Roger's donut) Roger: What?! No, not my Frankenberries! Oh, Francine! Please be reasonable! (Gets on table trying to get his donuts, breaks table) Oh, God! I got a bear claw in my ass!"
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30 Quotes by American Dad
American Dad has 30 quotes on this site.
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God, please watch over the soul of this dead dog and carry him up to heaven... because he sure as…
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Stan: Hilary, look out for the mines! (Explosion) What did I just say? You heard me. What did I just…
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Steve: This is it. I have absolute power. (Over intercom) Doris, could you please send in our high school mascot?…
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Principal Lewis: Smith! What's the meaning of this?! Steve: Principal Lewis, I am taking your office. Pursuant to Pearl Bailey…
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By the way, Haley, oh my God, these Chocodiles, these Chocodiles Haley, oh my God, these Chocodiles, oh my God!…
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Hayley: (To Stan) You know, Steve's dog would still be alive if you right-wing lunatics would agree to gun control.…
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Hayley: Oh my God. Dad, why is Hilary Duff in our house? Stan: Hilary is here of her own free…
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Steve: Bobby, get over here, I want my Shazzam shirt dry cleaned and pressed by third period. Oh, and another…
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Stan: (Picks up telephone) This is Stan Smith. Principal Lewis: Mr. Smith, I'm afraid there's a problem with your son.…
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Stan: (With gun, searching the house) Osama, is that you? (Hears noise, fires gun) Roger: Geez, Stan, what gives? Holy…
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Girl: Hey, I love your dog. Guy: Hey, want to come back to my apartment and pet my schnauzer? Girl:…
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Stan: Here's your allowance, champ! Steve: Wow... a whole five bucks. Stan: Yeah, I'm gonna need change.
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In a land of immigrants, one was not an alien but simply the latest arrival.
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I gave up on new poetry myself 30 years ago when most of it began to read like coded messages…
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Alien - an American sovereign in his probationary state.
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Everyone's quick to blame the alien.
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I don't believe that there are aliens. I believe there are really different people.
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Boarding school didn't feel like my world, I felt like an alien; people there had a lot of money.
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The more you can increase fear of drugs and crime, welfare mothers, immigrants and aliens, the more you control all…
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There are many Latino writers as talented as I am, but because we are published through small presses, our books…
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I feel... sexier, I think, with short hair. I feel like an alien!
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The tabloids, instead of being about alien babies and stuff, it's my triplets, quadruplets, marriages, feuds.
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Wide open and unguarded stand our gates And through them presses a wild motley throng Men from the Volga and…
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The Alien bill proposed in the Senate is a monster that must forever disgrace its parents.
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