Donuts Quotes

67 quotes by 59 authors

I owe it all to little chocolate donuts. — John Belushi
In Delaware, the largest growth in population is Indian-Americans moving from India. You cannot go to a 7-11 or a Dunkin Donuts unless you have… — Joe Biden
I fell in love with Erica Kane the summer before my freshman year of high school. Like all red-blooded teen American boys, I'd come home… — Andy Cohen
Those of us that had been up all night were in no mood for coffee and donuts, we wanted strong drink. We were, after all,… — Hunter S. Thompson
This is a donut. It is very sweet, and very good. But if you've never tasted a donut, you wouldn't really know how sweet and… — David Lynch
Claiming that someone's marriage is against your religion is like being angry at someone for eating a donut because you're on a diet. — Seth Rogen
Vegan or not, gluten-free or not, Erin McKenna's donuts are the best I've had in 20 years, without exception. — Mark Bittman
I was sacked from Dunkin' Donuts for squirting the donuts jelly all over the customers. — Madonna Ciccone
A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a Danish. — Chevy Chase
All the donuts have names that sound like prostitutes — Tom Waits
You cannot go to a 7-11 or Dunkin Donuts unless you have a slight Indian Accent. — Joe Biden
Repeat mantra: Donuts are not vitamins, donuts are not... — William Howard Taft
Despite romantic fantasies about caring candidates who learn of America in donut shops, most politicians rely on media to teach them what concerns the average… — Dick Morris
He was skinning a bear. I was terrified at first, because the corpse resembled a naked man quartered between two trees. He'd created a deadfall… — Dave Cook
In the fifties I had dreams about touching a naked woman and she would turn to bronze or the dream about hot dogs chasing donuts… — Robert Klein
If I had all the money in the world, I'd still make movies. But I'd want them to pay me in donuts. — Bruce Campbell
I will keep a substantial long exposure to gold -- which serves as a Jelly Donut antidote for my portfolio. While I'd love for our… — David Einhorn
People don't realize how much of this stuff you get by the end of the day. High blood pressure is from all this high-fat eating.… — Jack LaLanne
I'm not going to work in a place where I can't eat donuts. — Kristen Ashley
Sure, beauty has the power to excite men. But so does a box of donuts. — Susan Jane Gilman

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