Donuts Quotes
67 quotes by 59 authors
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I owe it all to little chocolate donuts.
— John Belushi
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In Delaware, the largest growth in population is Indian-Americans moving from India. You cannot go to a 7-11 or a Dunkin Donuts unless you have…
— Joe Biden
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I fell in love with Erica Kane the summer before my freshman year of high school. Like all red-blooded teen American boys, I'd come home…
— Andy Cohen
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Those of us that had been up all night were in no mood for coffee and donuts, we wanted strong drink. We were, after all,…
— Hunter S. Thompson
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This is a donut. It is very sweet, and very good. But if you've never tasted a donut, you wouldn't really know how sweet and…
— David Lynch
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Claiming that someone's marriage is against your religion is like being angry at someone for eating a donut because you're on a diet.
— Seth Rogen
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Vegan or not, gluten-free or not, Erin McKenna's donuts are the best I've had in 20 years, without exception.
— Mark Bittman
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I was sacked from Dunkin' Donuts for squirting the donuts jelly all over the customers.
— Madonna Ciccone
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A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a Danish.
— Chevy Chase
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All the donuts have names that sound like prostitutes
— Tom Waits
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You cannot go to a 7-11 or Dunkin Donuts unless you have a slight Indian Accent.
— Joe Biden
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Repeat mantra: Donuts are not vitamins, donuts are not...
— William Howard Taft
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Despite romantic fantasies about caring candidates who learn of America in donut shops, most politicians rely on media to teach them what concerns the average…
— Dick Morris
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He was skinning a bear. I was terrified at first, because the corpse resembled a naked man quartered between two trees. He'd created a deadfall…
— Dave Cook
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In the fifties I had dreams about touching a naked woman and she would turn to bronze or the dream about hot dogs chasing donuts…
— Robert Klein
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If I had all the money in the world, I'd still make movies. But I'd want them to pay me in donuts.
— Bruce Campbell
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I will keep a substantial long exposure to gold -- which serves as a Jelly Donut antidote for my portfolio. While I'd love for our…
— David Einhorn
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People don't realize how much of this stuff you get by the end of the day. High blood pressure is from all this high-fat eating.…
— Jack LaLanne
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I'm not going to work in a place where I can't eat donuts.
— Kristen Ashley
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Sure, beauty has the power to excite men. But so does a box of donuts.
— Susan Jane Gilman
Who Wrote These Donuts Quotes
59 authors contributed a total of 67 Donuts Quotes, led by these top contributors: