Donuts Quotes

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That was so completely unfair that I told Tantalus to go chase a donut, which didn't help his mood. — Rick Riordan
Olive's private view is that life depends on what she thinks of as "big bursts" and "little bursts." Big bursts are things like marriage or… — Elizabeth Strout
Powdered donuts," Tyson said earnestly. "I will look for powdered donuts in the wilderness." He headed outside and started calling, "Here, donuts! — Rick Riordan
Go Chase A Donut. -Percy Jackson. — Rick Riordan
Augie: Does everybody else know? T.C.: About my epitaph? Augie: About me being gay, you gink-head hoser-face! T.C. Not everybody. There's a night watchman at… — Steve Kluger
If love eats the donut, does time eat the hole? — Tom Robbins
She was carrying two coffees and a donut bag, and right then and there, he fell in love." -Animal Magnetism — Jill Shalvis
The optimist sees the donut, the pessimist sees the hole. — Oscar Wilde
Blackjack," Percy said, "this is Piper and Jason. They're friends." The horse nickered. "Uh, maybe later," Percy answered. Piper had heard that Percy could speak… — Rick Riordan
The meeting was like a war council with donuts. Then again, back at Camp Half-Blood they used to have their most serious discussions around the… — Rick Riordan
Why did the warrior cross the road? [Koldo] Thatâ€™s easy. To kill the guy on the other side. [Nicola] A bud of amusement had her… — Gena Showalter
I admit," Morgan said with another withering look, "it's no donut. — Jim Butcher
Mmmmmmm. donuts/beer/erotic cakes. — Homer Simpson
I got 99 donuts 'cause a bitch ate one. — Nikhil Saluja
Dear America, why don't you run on me instead of donuts? Sincerely treadmill — LyLe
I want to go into Dunkin' Donuts for some coffee but it's full of cops. Cops liking donuts is getting old. They should like something… — Merle Anthony Rowland
Cop pulls over a car: Cop:Do you know why I pulled you over? Driver: You thought I had donuts? — Humaira
Right now, I'm working with Super Bakery and we manufacture nutritional donuts called Super Donuts. — Franco Harris
On a diet, but I'm doing donuts in the six speed. — Nicki Minaj
Roger: Oh, don't everybody help at once. Francine: My goodness, Roger! When was the last time you weighed yourself? Roger: Oh, oh, ow. Ow, Francine.… — American Dad

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