Donuts Quotes

67 quotes by 59 authors

They are bearcrawls ... a bearclaw is a donut — Jillian Michaels
As you ramble on through life, brother, whatever be your goal: keep you eyes upon the donut, and not upon the hole. — Murray Banks
A new study found that Americans are exercising more than ever but still not losing much weight. Not good in fact, it's all I could… — Jimmy Fallon
I'm the patÃ© on the Universal cracker. I'm the grout holding your shower tiles on. I'm out of the saddle, sprinting up that hill and… — Charles Manson
When you have a flaming hot donut in your hand and your trying to eat it your not worried about 10 and 2 — Jase Robertson
The sudden and abrupt removal of my all-consuming goal ... well, it was like I was a donut, and somebody had sucked all the jelly… — Brandon Sanderson
I'm an all-things-in-moderation kind of person. I do eat a warm donut occasionally. I especially enjoy a cider donut when I'm apple picking. I don't… — Rachael Ray
It don't care whether I'm good enough. It don't care whether I snore or not. It don't care which God I pray to. There are… — Danny DeVito
Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given… — Phyllis Diller
Anyhow, the hole in the donut is at least digestible. — H. L. Mencken
I like freedom. I wake up in the morning and say, 'I don't know, should I have a popsicle or a donut?' You know, who… — Oscar Nunez
Eating a lot is an occupational hazard but it's a pretty great problem to have. I spend a lot of time eating sweets on TV… — Gail Simmons
I'm high off the indo creepin' with the quickness to the cut, bust one to his head while he munches on that donut. — Dr. Dre
Donuts. Is there anything they can't do? — Matt Groening
I always thought Woody Harrelson is quite a persuasive guy. He's the kind of guy who can call you up in the middle of the… — Jesse Eisenberg
Do you know how many calories are in butter and cheese and ice cream? Would you get your dog up in the morning for a… — Jack LaLanne
Probably millions of Americans got up this morning with a cup of coffee, a cigarette and a donut. No wonder they are sick and fouled… — Jack LaLanne
Much of my youth was spent in the parking lot or inside a Dunkin' Donuts. — Eli Roth
Monday morning and there's one less donut than there should be. Keen observers note the reduced mass straightaway but stay silent, because saying, 'Hey, is… — Max Barry
Tommy had felt alone in a crowd before, even inferior to everyone in a crowd, but now he felt, well, different. It wasn't just the… — Christopher Moore

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