"Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?" — Matt Groening

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• I owe it all to little chocolate donuts. — John Belushi
• In Delaware, the largest growth in population is Indian-Americans moving from India. You cannot go to a 7-11 or a… — Joe Biden
• I fell in love with Erica Kane the summer before my freshman year of high school. Like all red-blooded teen… — Andy Cohen
• Those of us that had been up all night were in no mood for coffee and donuts, we wanted strong… — Hunter S. Thompson
• This is a donut. It is very sweet, and very good. But if you've never tasted a donut, you wouldn't… — David Lynch
• Claiming that someone's marriage is against your religion is like being angry at someone for eating a donut because you're… — Seth Rogen
• Vegan or not, gluten-free or not, Erin McKenna's donuts are the best I've had in 20 years, without exception. — Mark Bittman
• I was sacked from Dunkin' Donuts for squirting the donuts jelly all over the customers. — Madonna Ciccone
• A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a Danish. — Chevy Chase
• All the donuts have names that sound like prostitutes — Tom Waits
• You cannot go to a 7-11 or Dunkin Donuts unless you have a slight Indian Accent. — Joe Biden
• Repeat mantra: Donuts are not vitamins, donuts are not... — William Howard Taft

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