"Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life…" — Matt Groening
"Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it?"
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155 Quotes by Matt Groening
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Do we have any food that wasn't brutally slaughtered?" Homer: "Well, I think the veal died of loneliness.
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The next time you are contemplating a decision in which you are debating whether or not to go for the…
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Today is the first day of the rest of your short, brutish existence as a sentient creature before being snuffed…
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When you're as important as I am, getting your feelings hurt by me is almost an honor.
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If people only knew how much I secretly hated them, they'd love me for holding it in.
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I don't mind sharing the blame if she'll just admit she started it.
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How can I be expected to love someone who tries such crude manipulations as bringing me breakfast in bed?
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I'm not going to stop torturing myself till I figure out the cause of my pain.
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I was very disturbed when Jesus found a demon in a guy, and he put the demon in a herd…
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Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.
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How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old…
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I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.
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Ah, summer, what power you have to make us suffer and like it.
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Ah, bless you, Sister, may all your sons be bishops.
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That is the true definition of sin; when knowing right you do the lower, ah, then you sin. Where there…
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I think that, ah, I'm a very goofy sort of person in many ways.
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Ah, lives of men! When prosperous they glitter - Like a fair picture; when misfortune comes - A wet sponge…
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Ah, but a man's reach should exceed his grasp, Or what's a heaven for?
— Robert Browning
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The normal profits of a business concern in the United States are six, eight, ten, and sometimes twelve percent. But…
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Ah, how many luxuries has the good God prepared for his Jewish children.
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Ah, mon cher, for anyone who is alone, without God and without a master, the weight of days is dreadful.
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Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle.
— Lewis Carroll
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I just want people to remember me like I remember Buster Keaton. When they talk about Buster Keaton or Gene…
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Ah, reality TV: where opportunists delight in exposing opportunism! It's kind of like the indie music scene.
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