"If people only knew how much I secretly……" — Matt Groening
"If people only knew how much I secretly hated them, they'd love me for holding it in."
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155 Quotes by Matt Groening
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Do we have any food that wasn't brutally slaughtered?" Homer: "Well, I think the veal died of loneliness.
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The next time you are contemplating a decision in which you are debating whether or not to go for the…
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Today is the first day of the rest of your short, brutish existence as a sentient creature before being snuffed…
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When you're as important as I am, getting your feelings hurt by me is almost an honor.
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I don't mind sharing the blame if she'll just admit she started it.
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How can I be expected to love someone who tries such crude manipulations as bringing me breakfast in bed?
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I'm not going to stop torturing myself till I figure out the cause of my pain.
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I was very disturbed when Jesus found a demon in a guy, and he put the demon in a herd…
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Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it?
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Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.
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How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old…
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I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.
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I had a terrible time with feminists in the Seventies. They hated me, those women. I think they hated everything.
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I hated my work. It never seemed to me to be what I should be doing.
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May the same Almighty Goodness banish the accursed monster, war, from all lands, with her hated associates, rapine and insatiable…
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If all the world hated you, and believed you wicked, while your own conscience approved you, and absolved you from…
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I had a marketing idea that everybody hated, decency is sexy.
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I hated my whole childhood, hated it, hated it, hated it. There was no place for me.
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I hated being a novelist when I was 20 - I had nothing to write about.
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The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I just had to beat them.
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I hated every minute of training, but I said, 'Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life…
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I've always hated narrative songs. I hate those songs where, basically, it's an unfolding of a story.
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