"How can I be expected to love someone……" — Matt Groening
"How can I be expected to love someone who tries such crude manipulations as bringing me breakfast in bed?"
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155 Quotes by Matt Groening
Matt Groening has 155 quotes on this site.
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Do we have any food that wasn't brutally slaughtered?" Homer: "Well, I think the veal died of loneliness.
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The next time you are contemplating a decision in which you are debating whether or not to go for the…
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Today is the first day of the rest of your short, brutish existence as a sentient creature before being snuffed…
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When you're as important as I am, getting your feelings hurt by me is almost an honor.
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If people only knew how much I secretly hated them, they'd love me for holding it in.
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I don't mind sharing the blame if she'll just admit she started it.
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I'm not going to stop torturing myself till I figure out the cause of my pain.
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I was very disturbed when Jesus found a demon in a guy, and he put the demon in a herd…
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Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it?
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Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.
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How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old…
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I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.
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More Bed Quotes
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I'm sure most of us remember being a kid and you have all of this endless time where two weeks…
— Andrea Arnold
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I'm absolutely strict about it. When I land, I put my watch right, and I don't care what I feel…
— David Attenborough
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Evil is unspectacular and always human, and shares our bed and eats at our own table.
— Wystan Hugh Auden
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A man can do a television interview and roll out of bed 15 minutes before; it's just not the same…
— Michele Bachmann
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I wake up every morning, look in the mirror and ask, 'Am I a sex symbol?' Then I go back…
— Antonio Banderas
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I have three phobias which, could I mute them, would make my life as slick as a sonnet, but as…
— Tallulah Bankhead
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The heart of the jealous knows the best and most satisfying love, that of the other's bed, where the rival…
— Djuna Barnes
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Birth control that really works - every night before we go to bed we spend an hour with our kids.
— Roseanne Barr
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Remember how you used to be able to feel your bed breathing and the walls spinning when you were a…
— Lynda Barry
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One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything everynight before you go to…
— Bernard Baruch
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This life is a hospital in which every patient is possessed with a desire to change his bed.
— Charles Baudelaire
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Early to bed and early to rise is a bad rule for anyone who wishes to become acquainted with our…
— George Ade
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