Bed Quotes

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I'm sure most of us remember being a kid and you have all of this endless time where two weeks before Christmas feels like ten… — Andrea Arnold
I'm absolutely strict about it. When I land, I put my watch right, and I don't care what I feel like, I will go to… — David Attenborough
Evil is unspectacular and always human, and shares our bed and eats at our own table. — Wystan Hugh Auden
A man can do a television interview and roll out of bed 15 minutes before; it's just not the same for a woman. A woman… — Michele Bachmann
I wake up every morning, look in the mirror and ask, 'Am I a sex symbol?' Then I go back to bed again. It's stupid… — Antonio Banderas
I have three phobias which, could I mute them, would make my life as slick as a sonnet, but as dull as ditch water: I… — Tallulah Bankhead
The heart of the jealous knows the best and most satisfying love, that of the other's bed, where the rival perfects the lover's imperfections. — Djuna Barnes
Birth control that really works - every night before we go to bed we spend an hour with our kids. — Roseanne Barr
Remember how you used to be able to feel your bed breathing and the walls spinning when you were a kid? — Lynda Barry
One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything everynight before you go to bed. — Bernard Baruch
This life is a hospital in which every patient is possessed with a desire to change his bed. — Charles Baudelaire
Early to bed and early to rise is a bad rule for anyone who wishes to become acquainted with our most prominent and influential people. — George Ade
I carried my Oscar to bed with me. My first and only three-way happened that night. — Halle Berry
Dawn: When men of reason go to bed. — Ambrose Bierce
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. — Erma Bombeck
No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there… — Erma Bombeck
A wonderful thing about a book, in contrast to a computer screen, is that you can take it to bed with you. — Daniel J. Boorstin
Every morning I jump out of bed and step on a landmine. The landmine is me. After the explosion, I spent the rest of the… — Ray Bradbury
When I learned how millions of children go to bed hungry, my only response was, 'What can I do to help?' — Christina Aguilera
By crying on my bed, drinking quite a lot and feeling tempted by drugs. Well, just not reading it to be perfectly honest with you.… — Jo Brand

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