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Bed Quotes by Phyllis Diller
- I remember once a vocational director said to Fang, "You must develop some mechanical skills - like getting out of bed."
- Everybody knows how much time Fang spends in bed. A local store that gives a 30 days' trial on mattresses gives Fang only 15 days.
- Your husband is lazy if the directions on his medicine say, "A teaspoon before going to bed," and in one day he uses seven bottles.
- Once Fang took pep pills and they worked - the only time he ever ran to bed.
- I honestly believe there is absolutely nothing like going to bed with a good #book; or a friend who's #read one.
- It's true Fang and I fight, but we've never gone to bed mad. Of course, one year we were up for three months.
- For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move.
- Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
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