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- Me after just cleaning my room: Wow I am never letting my room get messy again! The next day: Has anyone seen my bed?!
- If nothing goes right, go to bed.
- I would go to bed, but then who would use the internet
- For Men... Getting out of bed is the second hardest thing.
- I don't care what women say, size matters in bed. The bigger the bed the more room you have to move around.
- A girl will bring you breakfast in bed. A lady will be your breakfast in bed.
- MAKING LOVE: Man: Call it what you want just as long as we end up in bed. Woman: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple…
- A girl works out. The woman works you out. In bed.
- Good girls wear high heels to work Bad girls wear high heels to bed Naughty girls make you wear high heels
- Good girls go to the party, go home, then go to bed. Bad girls go to the party, go to bed and then go home.…
- A wife is just an attachment men screw on the bed to get the housework done.
- A girl gives you breakfast in bed. The woman gives you breakfast and head.
- My girlfriend told me I'm awful in bed. I don't know how she can tell in 30 seconds.
- Girl who is wallflower at party, may be dandelion in bed.
- Everything is forgivable if you leave after a one night stand, as long as you were good in bed.
- If Men Got Pregnant: They'd stay in bed for the entire nine months.
- I have the worst luck in girlfriends. They always shout the wrong name in bed. When will women learn that my name is not God?
- Most women are open to anything in bed if you make it clear that you are not going to get anything in their hair.
- Don't spend too much time on the bed, only prostitutes can make money there..So wake up!
- My mood is always good. Except for the time I have to get out of bed.
- Age 7: Go to bed! NOOOOOOOOO! Age 17: Get up! NOOOOOOOOO!
- Can a mother get pregnant while nursing? Yes, but it's easier if she puts the baby to bed first!
- I dreamt about you last night and I fell out of bed twice.
- On your death bed, you will think about all of those days you didn't check Twitter.
- How to Piss Off A Woman : Tie her to the bed, describe all the erotic things you plan to do. Then go bowling.
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- Birth control that really works - every night before we go to bed we spend an hour with our kids. — Roseanne Barr
- Remember how you used to be able to feel your bed breathing and the walls spinning when you were a kid? — Lynda Barry
- One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything everynight before you go to bed. — Bernard Baruch
- This life is a hospital in which every patient is possessed with a desire to change his bed. — Charles Baudelaire
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