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Time Quotes by Phyllis Diller
- When you play spin the bottle, if they don't want to kiss you they have to give you a quarter. Well, hell, by the time…
- We have far too many kids. At one time in the playpen there was standing-room only. It looked like a bus stop for midgets. It…
- Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered.
- Everybody knows how much time Fang spends in bed. A local store that gives a 30 days' trial on mattresses gives Fang only 15 days.
- Once Fang took pep pills and they worked - the only time he ever ran to bed.
- Every time I go near the stove, the dog howls.
- Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given…
- The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.
- Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed.
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- No punishment has ever possessed enough power of deterrence to prevent the commission of crimes. On the contrary, whatever the punishment, once… — Hannah Arendt
- As far as we are concerned, we are ready to leave today, tomorrow, at any time, to join the people of Haiti,… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- The first time Haiti had free and fair democratic elections was 1990, when I was elected. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Anybody can become angry - that is easy, but to be angry with the right person and to the right degree and… — Aristotle
- I feel like obviously the standard for what TV looks like changes all the time. — J. J. Abrams
- For one swallow does not make a summer, nor does one day; and so too one day, or a short time, does… — Aristotle
- The young are permanently in a state resembling intoxication. — Aristotle
- We praise a man who feels angry on the right grounds and against the right persons and also in the right manner… — Aristotle