"Your husband is lazy if the directions on……" — Phyllis Diller

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• I'm sure most of us remember being a kid and you have all of this endless time where two weeks… — Andrea Arnold
• I'm absolutely strict about it. When I land, I put my watch right, and I don't care what I feel… — David Attenborough
• Evil is unspectacular and always human, and shares our bed and eats at our own table. — Wystan Hugh Auden
• A man can do a television interview and roll out of bed 15 minutes before; it's just not the same… — Michele Bachmann
• I wake up every morning, look in the mirror and ask, 'Am I a sex symbol?' Then I go back… — Antonio Banderas
• I have three phobias which, could I mute them, would make my life as slick as a sonnet, but as… — Tallulah Bankhead
• The heart of the jealous knows the best and most satisfying love, that of the other's bed, where the rival… — Djuna Barnes
• Birth control that really works - every night before we go to bed we spend an hour with our kids. — Roseanne Barr
• Remember how you used to be able to feel your bed breathing and the walls spinning when you were a… — Lynda Barry
• One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything everynight before you go to… — Bernard Baruch
• This life is a hospital in which every patient is possessed with a desire to change his bed. — Charles Baudelaire
• Early to bed and early to rise is a bad rule for anyone who wishes to become acquainted with our… — George Ade

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