"I don't mind sharing the blame if she'll……" — Matt Groening

"I don't mind sharing the blame if she'll just admit she started it."

— Matt Groening

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155 Quotes by Matt Groening

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Do we have any food that wasn't brutally slaughtered?" Homer: "Well, I think the veal died of loneliness.
The next time you are contemplating a decision in which you are debating whether or not to go for the…
Today is the first day of the rest of your short, brutish existence as a sentient creature before being snuffed…
When you're as important as I am, getting your feelings hurt by me is almost an honor.
If people only knew how much I secretly hated them, they'd love me for holding it in.
How can I be expected to love someone who tries such crude manipulations as bringing me breakfast in bed?
I'm not going to stop torturing myself till I figure out the cause of my pain.
I was very disturbed when Jesus found a demon in a guy, and he put the demon in a herd…
Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it?
Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.
How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old…
I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.

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The chief qualification of a mass leader has become unending infallibility; he can never admit an error. — Hannah Arendt
I am lucky, I'm the first to admit that. — J. J. Abrams
Everyone admits that love is wonderful and necessary, yet no one agrees on just what it is. — Diane Ackerman
I hate Stanley Clark, but I have to admit he's playing Jazz whether I like it or not. — Lester Bangs
We operate under a jury system in this country, and as much as we complain about it, we have to… — Dave Barry
I have not heard people in the Republican Party yet admit that they have a problem. And when they do… — Glenn Beck
At Oxford University, I studied languages so I could read the great novels as they were originally written. I took… — Kate Beckinsale
Nothing is more intolerable than to have to admit to yourself your own errors. — Ludwig van Beethoven
Somewhere it is written that parents who are critical of other people's children and publicly admit they can do better… — Erma Bombeck
In politics... never retreat, never retract... never admit a mistake. — Napoleon Bonaparte
Sadly, I do my homework. I've a soft spot for the boring minutiae. I read the Charter of the United… — Bono
I have never been lost, but I will admit to being confused for several weeks. — Daniel Boone

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