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Do we have any food that wasn't brutally slaughtered?" Homer: "Well, I think the veal died of loneliness.
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The next time you are contemplating a decision in which you are debating whether or not to go for the gusto, ask…
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Today is the first day of the rest of your short, brutish existence as a sentient creature before being snuffed out into…
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When you're as important as I am, getting your feelings hurt by me is almost an honor.
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If people only knew how much I secretly hated them, they'd love me for holding it in.
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I don't mind sharing the blame if she'll just admit she started it.
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How can I be expected to love someone who tries such crude manipulations as bringing me breakfast in bed?
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I'm not going to stop torturing myself till I figure out the cause of my pain.
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I was very disturbed when Jesus found a demon in a guy, and he put the demon in a herd of pigs,…
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Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it?
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Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.
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How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out…
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I owe it all to little chocolate donuts.
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I fell in love with Erica Kane the summer before my freshman year of high school. Like all red-blooded teen American boys,…
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Those of us that had been up all night were in no mood for coffee and donuts, we wanted strong drink. We…
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This is a donut. It is very sweet, and very good. But if you've never tasted a donut, you wouldn't really know…
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Claiming that someone's marriage is against your religion is like being angry at someone for eating a donut because you're on a…
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Vegan or not, gluten-free or not, Erin McKenna's donuts are the best I've had in 20 years, without exception.
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I was sacked from Dunkin' Donuts for squirting the donuts jelly all over the customers.
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A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a Danish.
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All the donuts have names that sound like prostitutes
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You cannot go to a 7-11 or Dunkin Donuts unless you have a slight Indian Accent.
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Repeat mantra: Donuts are not vitamins, donuts are not...
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