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Life Quotes by Matt Groening
- Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it?
- A lot of people believe that if everybody just did what they were told - obeyed - everything would be fine. But that's not what…
- Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
- Living creatively is really important to maintain throughout your life. And living creatively doesn't mean only artistic creativity, although that's part of it. It means…
- Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.
- As astute followers of 'Life in Hell' will notice, Akbar and Jeff wear the same striped T-shirt as Charlie Brown. 'Peanuts' was very important to…
- I judge my life by how miserable it used to be. If I could pay my rent, I was deliriously happy. Now I'm deliriously happy…
- I draw a weekly comic strip called Life in Hell, which is syndicated in about 250 newspapers. That's what I did before The Simpsons, and…
- I had been drawing my weekly comic strip, 'Life in Hell,' for about five years when I got a call from Jim Brooks, who was…
- I know for a fact, obviously, because my kids grew up watching the show, that there are some things they are introduced to from 'The…
- I thought I was going to make crazy cartoons for the rest of my life. I didn't think I'd ever get paid for it, didn't…
- Nihilism in American comedy came along way before 'The Simpsons.' There was a fairly nihilistic point of view to 'Saturday Night Live,' for instance, back…
- Keep your expectations tiny you'll go through life not so whiney.
- You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try.' Homer Simpson
- Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
- Never! Never, Marge. I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles. Sure,…
More Life Quotes
- Storytelling reveals meaning without committing the error of defining it. — Hannah Arendt
- Culture relates to objects and is a phenomenon of the world; entertainment relates to people and is a phenomenon of life. — Hannah Arendt
- We have almost succeeded in leveling all human activities to the common denominator of securing the necessities of life and providing for… — Hannah Arendt
- I do think the heart can balance out the mind, if your heart is in a good place it can give you… — Alexis Arguello
- I find that it's hard to fully examine one's life and not have faith be part of the discussion. — J. J. Abrams
- Wise people, even though all laws were abolished, would still lead the same life. — Aristophanes
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- Friendship is a single soul dwelling in two bodies. — Aristotle
- We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit. — Aristotle
- Those who educate children well are more to be honored than they who produce them; for these only gave them life, those… — Aristotle
- Happiness depends upon ourselves. — Aristotle
- I count him braver who overcomes his desires than him who conquers his enemies; for the hardest victory is over self. — Aristotle