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- Today is the first day of the rest of your short, brutish existence as a sentient creature before being snuffed out into utter nothingness for…
- Let's face it, all the good stuff happens after midnight.
- A lot of people believe that if everybody just did what they were told - obeyed - everything would be fine. But that's not what…
- Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.
- I judge my life by how miserable it used to be. If I could pay my rent, I was deliriously happy. Now I'm deliriously happy…
- I basically drew my own family. My father's name is Homer. My mother's name is Margaret. I have a sister Lisa and another sister Maggie,…
- I grew up completely overwhelmed by TV, and part of the reason why I have gone into television is as a way to justify to…
- I like all of the early relationship strips that were collected in 'Love Is Hell,' where I pretended to be an expert in relationships and…
- If I have one technology tip of the day, it's this: No matter how good the video on YouTube is, don't read the comments, just…
- The nice thing about 'Futurama' for me personally was that it was a way to honor some of the traditional ideas in literary science fiction,…
- The thing that makes me happiest about Simpsons Illustrated are all the drawings that we get from readers. I wish we could print them all.…
- I know all those words, but that sentence makes no sense to me.
- Ned, have you considered any of the other major religions? They're all pretty much the same." --Reverend Lovejoy
- But we all had an agreement to let each other get away with everything! That's Capitalism!
- When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.
- America's health care system is second only to Japan, Canada, Sweden, Great Britain, well ... all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky starts…
- Never! Never, Marge. I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles. Sure,…
- Where do babies come from? Don't bother asking adults. They lie like pigs. However, diligent independent research and hours of playground consultation have yielded fruitful,…
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- Total loyalty is possible only when fidelity is emptied of all concrete content, from which changes of mind might naturally arise. — Hannah Arendt
- No cause is left but the most ancient of all, the one, in fact, that from the beginning of our history has… — Hannah Arendt
- The ultimate end of human acts is eudaimonia, happiness in the sense of living well, which all men desire; all acts are… — Hannah Arendt
- The new always happens against the overwhelming odds of statistical laws and their probability, which for all practical, everyday purposes amounts to… — Hannah Arendt
- Where all are guilty, no one is; confessions of collective guilt are the best possible safeguard against the discovery of culprits, and… — Hannah Arendt
- We have almost succeeded in leveling all human activities to the common denominator of securing the necessities of life and providing for… — Hannah Arendt
- I keep my friends as misers do their treasure, because, of all the things granted us by wisdom, none is greater or… — Pietro Aretino
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- The spirit of Ubuntu, that once led Haiti to emerge as the first independent black nation in 1804, helped Venezuela, Colombia and… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- As we all know, many people remain buried under tons of rubble and debris, waiting to be rescued. When we think of… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Wise people, even though all laws were abolished, would still lead the same life. — Aristophanes
- A friend to all is a friend to none. — Aristotle