My Ass Quotes

215 quotes by 177 authors

I get satisfaction of three kinds. One is creating something, one is being paid for it and one is the feeling that I haven't just… — William F. Buckley, Jr.
If it's illegal to rock and roll, throw my ass in jail! — Kurt Cobain
When I die, bury me on my stomach and let the world kiss my ass. — LL Cool J
My ass contemplates those who talk behind my back. — Francis Picabia
Spendin all the money I just worked my ass off for doing things that I won't regret. — Drake
I tell you what really fries my ass. When somebody gets on me for the way I look. Fat. Overweight. Well, I may be overweight.… — Bobby Knight
In my next life I want to be a cat. To sleep 20 hours a day and wait to be fed. To sit around licking… — Charles Bukowski
It's so obvious The Weather Channel is pro hurricane. Fair and balanced my ass. — Jim Gaffigan
People think, 'Wow, you're an actress, so people must be really nice to you and kiss your ass.' NOBODY kisses my ass. — Alicia Silverstone
You make it all sound so simple. Run your guts out...collapse at the finish, throw up, that makes a good runner. Sounds like you regret… — Keith Brantly
I'd like to thank my family for loving me and taking care of me. And the rest of the world can kiss my ass. — Johnny Garrett
I think people sometimes don't pay enough attention to what they do. I've done well, but the reason is pretty simple: I've worked my ass… — Justin Timberlake
Every now and then I'll get seduced by the idea of money, and I'll take a stab at that...and I fall flat on my ass.… — Rodney Crowell
If you've ever been hungry then you'll never be full and I know what it's like to be hungry. When I was 13, I realized… — Dwayne Johnson
White boys always get the Oscar. It's a known fact. Did I ever get a nomination? No! You know why? Cause I hadn't played any… — Eddie Murphy
Every bad decision I've made has been based on money. I grew up in the projects and you don't turn down money there. You take… — Eddie Murphy
Kiss my ass and my anusâ€™cause itâ€™s finally famous — Nicki Minaj
My own opinion is enough for me, and I claim the right to have it defended against any consensus, any majority, anywhere, any place, any… — Christopher Hitchens
When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell. — Adam Carolla
I think the medical term for the injury is 'the bottom of my ass hurts.' — Andy Roddick

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