My Ass Quotes
215 quotes by 177 authors
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I get satisfaction of three kinds. One is creating something, one is being paid for it and one is the feeling that I haven't just…
— William F. Buckley, Jr.
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If it's illegal to rock and roll, throw my ass in jail!
— Kurt Cobain
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When I die, bury me on my stomach and let the world kiss my ass.
— LL Cool J
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My ass contemplates those who talk behind my back.
— Francis Picabia
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Spendin all the money I just worked my ass off for doing things that I won't regret.
— Drake
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I tell you what really fries my ass. When somebody gets on me for the way I look. Fat. Overweight. Well, I may be overweight.…
— Bobby Knight
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In my next life I want to be a cat. To sleep 20 hours a day and wait to be fed. To sit around licking…
— Charles Bukowski
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It's so obvious The Weather Channel is pro hurricane. Fair and balanced my ass.
— Jim Gaffigan
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People think, 'Wow, you're an actress, so people must be really nice to you and kiss your ass.' NOBODY kisses my ass.
— Alicia Silverstone
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You make it all sound so simple. Run your guts out...collapse at the finish, throw up, that makes a good runner. Sounds like you regret…
— Keith Brantly
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I'd like to thank my family for loving me and taking care of me. And the rest of the world can kiss my ass.
— Johnny Garrett
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I think people sometimes don't pay enough attention to what they do. I've done well, but the reason is pretty simple: I've worked my ass…
— Justin Timberlake
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Every now and then I'll get seduced by the idea of money, and I'll take a stab at that...and I fall flat on my ass.…
— Rodney Crowell
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If you've ever been hungry then you'll never be full and I know what it's like to be hungry. When I was 13, I realized…
— Dwayne Johnson
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White boys always get the Oscar. It's a known fact. Did I ever get a nomination? No! You know why? Cause I hadn't played any…
— Eddie Murphy
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Every bad decision I've made has been based on money. I grew up in the projects and you don't turn down money there. You take…
— Eddie Murphy
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Kiss my ass and my anus’cause it’s finally famous
— Nicki Minaj
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My own opinion is enough for me, and I claim the right to have it defended against any consensus, any majority, anywhere, any place, any…
— Christopher Hitchens
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When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.
— Adam Carolla
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I think the medical term for the injury is 'the bottom of my ass hurts.'
— Andy Roddick
Who Wrote These My Ass Quotes
177 authors contributed a total of 215 My Ass Quotes, led by these top contributors: