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I have four brothers, three of whom are much older that I am. They would kick my ass if I got too involved in the… — Henry Cavill
All these people especially Girls saying Imma a real B*tch well why the fu*k are you talking about one of your friends I know it's… — Danielle
If you message me and I don't message back and you message me again I get offline, later I get bac on and you got… — Danielle
Don't like me? ... Kiss my ass bitch . — Taye
If you're talking behind my back,you're in a good position to kiss my ass. — Vicky Alexis
Go to hell. Kiss my ass. Fuck off. Drop dead. Can I make myself any clearer? — Hussein Nishah
I Have Been The Girl With Her Middle Finger In The Air, Unaffected By Rumours. THE TRUTH - I DON'T CARE. Jealous Haters Make Me… — Pratibha
I'm moving forward in life. Only way I'm looking back, is if it's my ass in the mirror. — Rihanna
I'm done trying. If prince charming wants to find me, I'll be sitting on my ass with a bowl of ice cream watching cartoons. — Hussein Nishah
If it's illegal to rock and roll, throw my ass in jail!-Kurt Cobain- — Kurt Cobain
She knows me like a book, it's too easy to read my ass. — J. Cole
If You Are Talking Behind My Back Than You Are In A Good Position To Kiss My Ass. — Karal
Justice Tower. Justice my ass. — Kotetsu T Kaburagi
I've got a Police Commissioner so far up my ass, if he spits it's coming out of my mouth. -Capt. Howard — Bad Boys 2
I've got so much brass up my ass that I can play the Star Spangled Banner. -Capt. Howard — Bad Boys 2
Dear Haterz, if ur talking about me behind my back then ur in the right position to kiss my ass. — Lexi
Fighting online is so stupid. I mean...What are you gonna do? Busta CAPS LOCK on my ass? — Stephanie
People are not stupid they do know who they could cheat on and get away with it. All I know is I don't think I… — Glen Rambharack
HEY HATERS....SINCE U TALKING AT MY BACK,FEEL FREE TO KISS MY ASS — Shubham Joshi
Get a boyfriend and leave my ass alone ugly bitch — Dopekidd
This weather is kicking my ass. You wouldn't believe all the aches and pains! — Azgraybebly Joslan
Im not a slut. I dont let my ass hang out, or wear shirts that show my tits and stomach, I dont put on pounds… — Juanita Kay Ross
When all else fails, admit I'm right and kiss my ass. — Ritu Ghatourey
I got all kindsa heat on my ass. I got FBI, Bangkok PD, Interpol, MSNBC... -Mr. Chow — The Hangover 2
Somebody do something! I've got a tank on my ass! -Roman — Fast And Furious 6

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