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My Ass Quotes by Jim Gaffigan
- It's so obvious The Weather Channel is pro hurricane. Fair and balanced my ass.
- "I love the inpatience of New York... You ever had somebody not-ask you for directions, but demand them? You're just innocently walking down the street,…
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- I get satisfaction of three kinds. One is creating something, one is being paid for it and one is the feeling that… — William F. Buckley, Jr.
- If it's illegal to rock and roll, throw my ass in jail! — Kurt Cobain
- When I die, bury me on my stomach and let the world kiss my ass. — LL Cool J
- My ass contemplates those who talk behind my back. — Francis Picabia
- Spendin all the money I just worked my ass off for doing things that I won't regret. — Drake
- I tell you what really fries my ass. When somebody gets on me for the way I look. Fat. Overweight. Well, I… — Bobby Knight
- In my next life I want to be a cat. To sleep 20 hours a day and wait to be fed. To… — Charles Bukowski
- It's so obvious The Weather Channel is pro hurricane. Fair and balanced my ass. — Jim Gaffigan
- People think, 'Wow, you're an actress, so people must be really nice to you and kiss your ass.' NOBODY kisses my ass. — Alicia Silverstone
- You make it all sound so simple. Run your guts out...collapse at the finish, throw up, that makes a good runner. Sounds… — Keith Brantly
- I'd like to thank my family for loving me and taking care of me. And the rest of the world can kiss… — Unknown Author
- I think people sometimes don't pay enough attention to what they do. I've done well, but the reason is pretty simple: I've… — Justin Timberlake