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215 My Ass quotes by 152 unique authors
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Will Hunting: Does this break the patient-doctor code? Sean Maguire: Only if you grab my ass.
— Good Will Hunting
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I've always loved the flirtatious tango of consonants and vowels, the sturdy dependability of nouns and capricious whimsy of verbs, the strutting pageantry of the…
— Dennis Miller
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Shittin on you bitches, now let me flush the toilet and wipe my ass.
— Lil Wayne
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She know me like a book, its too easy to read my ass, unhappy stressed, yelling dont mislead my ass.
— J. Cole
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Lil wayne is the best rapper alive, and I don`t fux with him, cause he would murder my ass.
— J. Cole
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Oh god damn I got sluts on my ass cuz errytime I dunk a donut I 360 windmill that bitch, whores on my nuts cuz…
— Lil B
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Emo hoes on my schlong cuz I make large purchases with coins, southern mistresses on my ass cuz I use a target gift card at…
— Lil B
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Cracked a hot sauce bottle in my ass and made a bitch suck it out wooh wooh.
— Lil B
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Oh my God! Someone needs to kiss my ass asap!
— Snooki
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I'm not gonna get my ass kicked, Mankind ain't gonna get his ass kicked, so that leaves one person and that's you, Vince.
— Stone Cold Steve Austin
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Only thing we fear in this world was Williams Wayne. Neva thought about hittin licks or slangin caine. did not think I'd be the one…
— Andre 3000
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Theres a lot of talk that I flipped over in a golf cart, thats fucking true. It did happen like three days ago. My ass…
— T-Pain
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My ass still fat.
— Trina
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Someone just grabbed my ass... I think it was The Situation!
— Jersey Shore
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Roger: Oh, don't everybody help at once. Francine: My goodness, Roger! When was the last time you weighed yourself? Roger: Oh, oh, ow. Ow, Francine.…
— American Dad
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Im the man who has the ball. Im the man who can throw it faster than f**k. So that is why I am better than…
— Kenny Powers
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When my ass was 19 years old I changed the face of professional baseball.
— Kenny Powers
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I got kicked out of school, she had to talk to my principal. Yeah she kicked my ass, but her love is unconditional. I love…
— Yung Joc
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Light a match to my ass cause I'm blown up.
— Beastie Boys
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I don't have no damn cover! Kiss my ass, so what?
— Michael Blackson
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All the lies and deception won't change the perception that I fell flat on my ass.
— Bare Naked Ladies
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In the past I was known as a freak. Had no friends, picked on 'cause I was weak. Save my ass, I got into this…
— Korn
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I have to pee out of my ass.
— Nick Swardson
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If U Were To Eat My Ass, Would You Then Be The Shit?
— Lil Wayne
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I ain't ever been shot before. Damn, that shit hurt. I got glass in my ass. -Matheson
— Pineapple Express
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