Best My Ass Lines
215 My Ass quotes by 152 unique authors
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Hey Butthead, you know I'd like to kiss my ass.
— Beavis And Butthead
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Kiss my ass!!
— Bob Marley
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Marsellus: In the fifth, your ass goes down. Say it. Butch: In the fifth, my ass goes down.
— Pulp Fiction
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That's no alien spaceship-that's my ass!
— Bender (The Cartoon Character)
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I know y'all saw me bust my ass tryna do a flip on stage....it's all good..
— Bobby Ray
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Hey Butthead, you know I'd like to kiss my ass. -Beavis
— Beavis And Butthead
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If you dont like me...you can kiss my ass in a mink thong.
— Eminem
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Why is it that everything today has to do with things either going in or coming out of my ass?
— Eric Cartman
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If some girl tried to kick my ass, Id be like, Hey. Why dont you stop dressing me like a mailman uh, and making me…
— Eric Cartman
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Of course I'm back dawg, chain endorsed by Jack Frost; pants sag cause I floss my ass off.
— 40 Cal
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If you're a two-faced person and ur talking behind me... then you're in a good position to kiss my ass!
— Unknown Author
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To all my down ass niggas yall can kiss my ass and everybody tht sinned when they was down with me nigga yall cn kiss…
— Z-ro
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If your talking behind my back, your in a good position to kiss my ass
— Unkmown
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Kiss my ass sometimes
— Unknown Author
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Everybody rip the swag off, before I rip the tag off. Why my pants sag off? Cause I'm rapping my ass off.
— Kanye West
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She know me like a book, its too easy to read my ass unhappy stressed, yelling dont mislead my ass I mean I make it…
— J. Cole
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While you're stabbing my back, you can kiss my ass too
— Unknown Author
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Now picture me, blue Prada's on the black pavement. Wife beater, blue dickes on my ass hanging. Trunk bangin, gold chain swangin', and All Money…
— Nipsey Hussle
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Well if life is a bitch then mine a golddigger, yea and all my bitches nasty like a cold dinner. Everyday I go so hard…
— Lil Wayne
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Your face and My ass can be twins....
— Unknown Author
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You're talking behind my back, you're in a good position to kiss my ass!
— Unknown Author
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I dont give a fuck what you say about me ' didnt ask you to kiss my ass either
— Unknown Author
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Its good that you talk about me behind my back , your in a good position to kiss my ass !
— Boss Chick
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Kiss my ass n' my anus, cuz its finally famous.
— Nicki Minaj
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Haterz kiss my ass and my anus cause its finally famous
— Unknown Author
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