"When I fart my ass makes a trumpet……" — Adam Carolla
"When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell."
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100 Quotes by Adam Carolla
Adam Carolla has 100 quotes on this site.
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If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog,…
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I don't think I've ever seen pie advertised. That's how you know it's good. They advertise ice cream and other…
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My first car was a motorcycle.
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If in 1989 I said, 'I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,'…
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If you've driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it's like a golf course... Real estate values go…
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I'm not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don't even want…
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Rich people don't pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes - they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone…
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You don't realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It's a card you get…
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All's the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army…
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Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything; they just don't vote that way.
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Honestly, I've always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed - that kind of stuff.
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I am not a good cue card reader.
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More Arrival Quotes
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In a land of immigrants, one was not an alien but simply the latest arrival.
— Rudolf Arnheim
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I suffer much less than many of my colleagues. I am perfectly able to go to Australia and film within…
— David Attenborough
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For the poet the credo or doctrine is not the point of arrival but is, on the contrary, the point…
— Joseph Brodsky
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For all the noise and anger that too often surrounds the immigration debate, America has nothing to fear from today's…
— Barack Obama
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If you don't know where you are going, then how will you get there? VISUALISE! Make pictures in your mind.…
— Bryce Courtenay
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Sir Guy Campbell's classic account of the formation of the links, beginning with Genesis and moving step by step to…
— Alistair Cooke
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The greatest event for the world is the arrival of a new and wise person.
— Thomas Carlyle
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If we really think that home is elsewhere and that this life is a wandering to find home, why should…
— C.S. Lewis
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You're in the midst of a war: a battle between the limits of a crowd seeking the surrender of your…
— Tony Robbins
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When you meditate, what you actually do is to enter into a calm or still, silent mind. We have to…
— Sri Chinmoy
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It is the unseen, unforgettable, ultimate accessory of fashion that heralds your arrival and prolongs your departure.
— Coco Chanel
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Nothing spoils a good story like the arrival of an eyewitness.
— Mark Twain
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