I Fart Quotes
- When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell. — Adam Carolla
- The only thing that bothers me is if I'm in a restaurant and I'm eating and someone says, 'Hey, mind if I smoke?' I always… — Steve Martin
- I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was… — Graham Chapman
- I fart in your general direction. — Graham Chapman
- Maybe it was me," Grandma said."Sometimes they sneak out.Did I fart? — Janet Evanovich
- My waist is a 30. The jeans are a 28. When I fart, the Reeboks blow off. — Steve Kluger
- I fart, because it is the only gas I can afford. — Unknown Author
- You can talk behind my back while I fart on your face — Sparki Dee
- I think it's so rude when I fart in public and not a single person is polite enough to tell me, God bless you. — Nikhil Saluja
- Every time I fart, I feel like my asshole is talking shit behind my back. — Nikhil Saluja