"I fart in your general direction." — Graham Chapman
"I fart in your general direction."
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51 Quotes by Graham Chapman
Graham Chapman has 51 quotes on this site.
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There is no cannibalism in the British navy, absolutely none, and when I say none, I mean there is a…
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I hope I will have achieved something lasting.
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All ideas come about through some sort of observation. It sparks an attitude; some object or emotion causes a reaction…
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Death can really absorb a person. Lik most people, I would find it pleasant not to have to go, but…
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One thing for sure - a sheep is not a creature of the air.
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It's nice to see that look of alarm on the faces of the others.
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We don't deliberately set out to offend. Unless we feel it's justified.
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Health care does not worry me a great deal. I've been impressed by some wonderful old people.
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Stormy in love, stormy in interviews, breakfast in bed - that's me, love.
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John Howard Davies was not a very human person... if you made a mistake of any kind, any sort of…
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No one expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise, fear and surprise; two chief weapons, fear, surprise, and…
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You see, I don't belive that libraries should be drab places where people sit in silence, that has been the…
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