Adam Carolla Quotes

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• If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you'll…
• I don't think I've ever seen pie advertised. That's how you know it's good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts. They advertise the bejeezus…
• My first car was a motorcycle.
• If in 1989 I said, 'I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,' they would have chased me…
• If you've driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it's like a golf course... Real estate values go 'boom!'
• I'm not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don't even want them to laugh half the…
• Rich people don't pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes - they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone else who doesn't pay taxes.
• You don't realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It's a card you get so you can navigate society.
• All's the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the…
• Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything; they just don't vote that way.
• Honestly, I've always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed - that kind of stuff.
• I am not a good cue card reader.
• I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
• I didn't have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.
• I don't burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.
• I don't have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
• I don't have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.
• I don't know anything about computers.
• I don't normally vote. I'm lazy and I never bought into the 'Every vote counts.'
• I get depressed at airports.

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