Best Adam Carolla Quotes
- The thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don't have a compelling host then you have nothing. Compelling
- Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense… Go
- When I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that. Insane
- You don't cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it. Cruise
- I don't think healthcare's a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and… Ability
- The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense… Awesome
- When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. Those dads that go off to Florida and start… Christmas
- I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time… Commercials
- In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff. I liked cars and architecture,… Architecture
- Millions of guys play millions of basketball games every day of the week at the playground or the YMCA. But LeBron James gets $20 million… All
- I don't like soccer. I think it makes you soft. And by the way, you telling me it's the biggest whatever in the World, look,… Biggest
- I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I've worked with women, I've never had an issue with women. Daughter
- Everything seems overwhelming when you stand back and look at the totality of it. I build a lot of stuff and it would all seem… Adage
- All TV is, is really: 'Don't you want to be this, aren't you glad you're not that.' There's nothing really in the middle. All
- When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell. Arrival
- I guess my feeling is that if you’re going to make a joke, that’s fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you… Behind
- Figure out what to do, then take a nap. Figure
- Junior colleges are high schools with ashtrays. Ashtrays
- The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. Chicks
- When I'm in power, here's how I'm gonna put the country back on its feet. I'm going to put sterilizing agents in the following products:… Agents
- When you're picking a basketball team, you'll take the brother over the guy with the yarmulke. Why? Because you're playing the odds. Basketball
- Screw guilt -- I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn't bother me. I'm an atheist! Atheist
- I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I'll never get to do that. Comedy
- That's an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone... forever? Boner
- If you're a guy, you have absolutely no idea what's going on at any time in the relationship, ever. Here's what you know: you know… Absolutely