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You Quotes by Adam Carolla
- If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you'll…
- I don't think I've ever seen pie advertised. That's how you know it's good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts. They advertise the bejeezus…
- If you've driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it's like a golf course... Real estate values go 'boom!'
- You don't realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It's a card you get so you can navigate society.
- I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.
- The thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don't have a compelling host then you have nothing.
- Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense…
- You don't cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.
- I don't think healthcare's a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and…
- The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense…
- When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. Those dads that go off to Florida and start…
- I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time…
- When you're picking a basketball team, you'll take the brother over the guy with the yarmulke. Why? Because you're playing the odds.
- You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.
- A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money. Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen…
- It's funny when you're a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.
- If you're conservative in Hollywood, you're on a list of people who need to be put in their place.
- People look at me, and they go, 'You're white, you're smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.'
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