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Funny Quotes by Adam Carolla
- I don't have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
- I don't know anything about computers.
- I get depressed at airports.
- The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense…
- The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks.
- I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I'll never get to do that.
- That's an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone... forever?
- If you're a guy, you have absolutely no idea what's going on at any time in the relationship, ever. Here's what you know: you know…
- I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don't know how it worked.…
- I know everything because I know nothing.
- It's funny when you're a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.
- Maybe I'm delusional but I'm usually funny. It's not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.
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- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin