"The reason why you know more funny dudes……" — Adam Carolla
"The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks."
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100 Quotes by Adam Carolla
Adam Carolla has 100 quotes on this site.
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If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog,…
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I don't think I've ever seen pie advertised. That's how you know it's good. They advertise ice cream and other…
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My first car was a motorcycle.
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If in 1989 I said, 'I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,'…
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If you've driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it's like a golf course... Real estate values go…
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I'm not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don't even want…
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Rich people don't pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes - they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone…
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You don't realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It's a card you get…
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All's the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army…
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Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything; they just don't vote that way.
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Honestly, I've always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed - that kind of stuff.
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I am not a good cue card reader.
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More Chicks Quotes
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Most chick singers say 'if you hurt me, I'll die'... I say, 'if you hurt me, I'll kick your ass.'
— Pat Benatar
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Knowing that the 'Sex and the City' chicks now rack up almost two centuries between them, why do some of…
— Julie Burchill
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I've got a great eye for color. I'm like a chick.
— Adam Carolla
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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my…
— Adam Carolla
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When the Strokes first started playing gigs, instead of getting into a costume for the shows, we talked about how…
— Julian Casablancas
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I won't be able to do what I'm doing forever. There aren't that many scripts floating around for fifty-year-old chicks.
— Cher
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I've always read broadly: literary fiction, sci-fi, fantasy, chick lit, historical, dystopian, nonfiction, memoir. I've even read Westerns. I prefer…
— Sandra Cisneros
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Personally, I consider 'Titanic' the most brilliant example of successful counterprogramming; the film actually countered itself by embedding an epic…
— Diablo Cody
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If you really dig a chick, you should talk to her, not steal her picture.
— Michael Nesmith
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Soon as I see her walk up in the club, I'm a flirt. Winking eyes at me, when I roll…
— R. Kelly
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Charity is in the heart of man, and righteousness in the path of men. Pity the man who has lost…
— Mencius
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It is therefore proper to acknowledge that the first filaments of the chick preexist in the egg and have a…
— Marcello Malpighi
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