"I know everything because I know nothing." — Adam Carolla
"I know everything because I know nothing."
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Adam Carolla
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100 Quotes by Adam Carolla
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My first car was a motorcycle.
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If in 1989 I said, 'I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,'…
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If you've driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it's like a golf course... Real estate values go…
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I'm not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don't even want…
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Rich people don't pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes - they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone…
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You don't realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It's a card you get…
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All's the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army…
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Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything; they just don't vote that way.
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Honestly, I've always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed - that kind of stuff.
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I am not a good cue card reader.
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