Best Adam Carolla Quotations
- The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It's a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car. Art
- When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy! Base
- If the rich are evil why are you sitting in their library? Why are you sitting in their hall? Why did I just listen to… Commercials
- I urge all our listeners to masturbate. Right now. Because it takes the wind right out of the sex drive. We don't want rapists going… All
- I spoke to my dad, and he said it took close to 90 dollars to raise me. But that was me and my sister, and… Close
- I'm really just trying to hash out the next two weeks of my life...so, something that is potentially four months down the road is not… Down
- It's like the Fouth of July in my underpants. Fouth
- I am not agnostic. I am atheist. I dont think there is no God; I know theres no God. I know theres no God the… Admit
- My feeling is this whole country is founded on the principle of 'if you are not hurting anyone, and you're not fucking with someone else's… Able
- My son I worry about. I'm pretty sure he's gonna be gay. At this point I'm just hoping he's not a bottom. Sorry to sound… Ass
- I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I'm not interested in hurting their feelings. Enough People
- I have no connection with Hollywood. I'm not interested. I don't care. Care
- I like radio and live performing stuff. I don't like the television stuff as much. Like Radio
- I'm not sexist, I'm just a realist. Realist
- It's funny when you're a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything. Acclimate
- People are stupid. There's a lot of dumb stuff that's successful. Dumb
- If you're conservative in Hollywood, you're on a list of people who need to be put in their place. Conservative
- I'm like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs. Every Guy
- If the media isn't slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin? Affiliation
- Maybe I'm delusional but I'm usually funny. It's not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average. Average
- People look at me, and they go, 'You're white, you're smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.' College
- I'd never hurt another person. Another Person
- I'm a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy. Blue
- I've always boxed, I always taught boxing. Always Taught
- The very definition of 'beauty' is outside. Beauty
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