Dumb Quotes

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When I was a kid, among the other embarrassing things I would do, and there's a list of stupid things, but I would make these… — J. J. Abrams
One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork. — Edward Abbey
Nature makes only dumb animals. We owe the fools to society. — Honore de Balzac
Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country. — Marion Barry
Cookbooks have all become baroque and very predictable. I'm looking for something different. A lot of chefs' cookbooks are food as it's done in the… — Mario Batali
Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company. — Scott Adams
I always wanted to be a hairdresser. — David Beckham
Generally speaking, actors are allowed NO input. Actors are dumb. — Dirk Benedict
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours. — Yogi Berra
We made too many wrong mistakes. — Yogi Berra
You have to get the audience invested even if you're doing something that they think is dumb, it's kind of what these movies are all… — Halle Berry
So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year? — Christina Aguilera
I'm an ocean, because I'm really deep. If you search deep enough you can find rare exotic treasures. — Christina Aguilera
Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, 'Thank God, I'm still alive.' But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the… — Barbara Boxer
I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid. — Terry Bradshaw
Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb. — Yul Brynner
I think people have a different image of me because, you know, they portray me with the idea that models are stupid and dumb; like,… — Gisele Bundchen
I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace. — George W. Bush
Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods. — George W. Bush
Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be… — Mariah Carey

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