Dumb Quotes
1296 quotes by 1021 authors
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When I was a kid, among the other embarrassing things I would do, and there's a list of stupid things, but I would make these…
— J. J. Abrams
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One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork.
— Edward Abbey
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Nature makes only dumb animals. We owe the fools to society.
— Honore de Balzac
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Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
— Marion Barry
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Cookbooks have all become baroque and very predictable. I'm looking for something different. A lot of chefs' cookbooks are food as it's done in the…
— Mario Batali
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Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company.
— Scott Adams
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I always wanted to be a hairdresser.
— David Beckham
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Generally speaking, actors are allowed NO input. Actors are dumb.
— Dirk Benedict
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Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
— Yogi Berra
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We made too many wrong mistakes.
— Yogi Berra
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You have to get the audience invested even if you're doing something that they think is dumb, it's kind of what these movies are all…
— Halle Berry
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So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?
— Christina Aguilera
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I'm an ocean, because I'm really deep. If you search deep enough you can find rare exotic treasures.
— Christina Aguilera
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Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, 'Thank God, I'm still alive.' But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the…
— Barbara Boxer
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I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid.
— Terry Bradshaw
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Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb.
— Yul Brynner
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I think people have a different image of me because, you know, they portray me with the idea that models are stupid and dumb; like,…
— Gisele Bundchen
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I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace.
— George W. Bush
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Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods.
— George W. Bush
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Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be…
— Mariah Carey
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