Dumb Quotes
1296 quotes by 922 authors
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The similarities between me and my father are different.
— Dale Berra
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Half this game is 90 percent mental.
— Danny Ozark
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It's like an Alcatraz around my neck
— Thomas Menino
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You guys line up alphabetically by height.
— Bill Peterson
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All New Years is to me is for taking down your dumb Christmas decorations. People who put up Christmas decorations, all they're saying is, 'Hey,…
— Rich Vos
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The only qualifications for a lineman are to be big and dumb. To be a back, you only have to be dumb.
— Knute Rockne
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[Richard Drew] always encouraged his people to pursue ideas... He said, "If it's a dumb idea, you'll find out. You'll smack into that brick wall,…
— Arthur Fry
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The inside of a computer is as dumb as hell but it goes like mad!
— Richard P. Feynman
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The present custom of orthodox Christendom, in packing their sins upon the back of a God, is just the same substantially as that of various…
— Unknown Author
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If we wish for mercy ourselves, we must show mercy to all dumb animals.
— Unknown Author
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If a man is dumb, someone is going to get the best of him, so why not you? If you don't, you're as dumb as…
— Arnold Rothstein
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I had a lot of it in my day, but I don't like it. It's a dumb drug. Your whole concentration goes on getting the…
— John Lennon
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Yeah, that test says he's dumb as a fence post, but when he hits he looks like Einstein to me.
— Bum Phillips
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When I was a teenager, I was so dumb my mamma knocked me off the porch with a broom. You wish you had so good…
— Deacon Jones
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In Haig's presence, Kissinger referred pointedly to military men as "dumb, stupid animals to be used" as pawns for foreign policy.
— Bob Woodward
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Emo is pathetic. It's a tired attempt at making bad music cool, all while rocking dumb haircuts and unisexual belts. Furthermore, adding the suffix '-core'…
— Corey Taylor
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Animals are being exploited in such an unbelievable way; it's not acceptable. PETA is trying to get your attention, and they're successful at it. ...…
— Alicia Silverstone
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Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything.
— Ivana Trump
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A good photograph is like a good hound dog, dumb, but eloquent.
— Eugene Atget
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A lecturer often makes you feel dumb at one end and numb at the other.
— Evan Esar
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