Dumb Quotes

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The similarities between me and my father are different. — Dale Berra
Half this game is 90 percent mental. — Danny Ozark
It's like an Alcatraz around my neck — Thomas Menino
You guys line up alphabetically by height. — Bill Peterson
All New Years is to me is for taking down your dumb Christmas decorations. People who put up Christmas decorations, all they're saying is, 'Hey,… — Rich Vos
The only qualifications for a lineman are to be big and dumb. To be a back, you only have to be dumb. — Knute Rockne
[Richard Drew] always encouraged his people to pursue ideas... He said, "If it's a dumb idea, you'll find out. You'll smack into that brick wall,… — Arthur Fry
The inside of a computer is as dumb as hell but it goes like mad! — Richard P. Feynman
The present custom of orthodox Christendom, in packing their sins upon the back of a God, is just the same substantially as that of various… — Unknown Author
If we wish for mercy ourselves, we must show mercy to all dumb animals. — Unknown Author
If a man is dumb, someone is going to get the best of him, so why not you? If you don't, you're as dumb as… — Arnold Rothstein
I had a lot of it in my day, but I don't like it. It's a dumb drug. Your whole concentration goes on getting the… — John Lennon
Yeah, that test says he's dumb as a fence post, but when he hits he looks like Einstein to me. — Bum Phillips
When I was a teenager, I was so dumb my mamma knocked me off the porch with a broom. You wish you had so good… — Deacon Jones
In Haig's presence, Kissinger referred pointedly to military men as "dumb, stupid animals to be used" as pawns for foreign policy. — Bob Woodward
Emo is pathetic. It's a tired attempt at making bad music cool, all while rocking dumb haircuts and unisexual belts. Furthermore, adding the suffix '-core'… — Corey Taylor
Animals are being exploited in such an unbelievable way; it's not acceptable. PETA is trying to get your attention, and they're successful at it. ...… — Alicia Silverstone
Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything. — Ivana Trump
A good photograph is like a good hound dog, dumb, but eloquent. — Eugene Atget
A lecturer often makes you feel dumb at one end and numb at the other. — Evan Esar

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