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Dumb Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- You are dumb for even trying. Is the only sentence in English that can be read either sides and give the same meaning.
- Hey that's not fair! - A dumb bitch realizing she got bad directions to the fair.
- I know dumb minds think alike too.
- The only thing I have learned in thirty years is that women want men to stop asking dumb questions like that.
- Stupidity is like art. Everyone can do it, but only the truly gifted are masters at it.
- Just because I walked away doesn't mean you won. It simply means your dumb ass wasn't worth another second of my time.
- I like to send out texts saying Hey, I got a new phone and lost your number. Can I have it again? Because I know…
- When a pretty girl says something dumb just smile at her and pet her on the top of her head.
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- One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork. — Edward Abbey
- Nature makes only dumb animals. We owe the fools to society. — Honore de Balzac
- Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country. — Marion Barry
- Cookbooks have all become baroque and very predictable. I'm looking for something different. A lot of chefs' cookbooks are food as it's… — Mario Batali
- Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company. — Scott Adams
- I always wanted to be a hairdresser. — David Beckham
- Generally speaking, actors are allowed NO input. Actors are dumb. — Dirk Benedict
- Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours. — Yogi Berra
- We made too many wrong mistakes. — Yogi Berra
- You have to get the audience invested even if you're doing something that they think is dumb, it's kind of what these… — Halle Berry
- So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year? — Christina Aguilera