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- My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt.
- I've had to overcome a lot of diversity.
- The sun has been there for 500, 600 years ...
- Sexy doesn't have to come with the price tag of being dumb.
- Bob Kelly was so dumb, they shoulda written his name on the Stanley Cup in crayon.
- I've been up and down so many times that I feel as if I'm in a revolving door.
- It's literally murder on the dancefloor.
- It's so bad being homeless in winter. They should go somewhere warm like the Caribbean where they can eat fresh fish all day.
- I often pay homeless people to come round and clean my car.
- It's a one-to-one dialogue. You open your mouth and you're talking to 6 million people.
- Richard Burton had a tremendous passion for the English language, especially the spoken and written word
- And he nipped them in the bud, right at the end
- So Carol, you're a housewife and mother. And have you got any children?
- The Rolling Stones suffered a great loss with the death of Ian Stewart, the man who had for so many years played piano quietly and…
- My second hit was a flop.
- A week is a long time in politics, and three weeks is twice as long.
- Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison for three years, not Princeton.
- I'm a 4-wheel-drive pickup type of guy. So is my wife.
- We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more information in our heads.
- Two grand slams in a week - man, that's seven or eight ribbies right there.
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