Dumb Quotes
1296 quotes by 922 authors
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I want a boy who would hold my hand in line at the mall and make all the girls jealous. I want someone who would…
— Emily Harrison
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Just because I walked away doesn't mean you won. It simply means your dumb ass wasn't worth another second of my time.
— Nikhil Saluja
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Now A Days Bitches Are MORE Worried About Their Baby Daddy Then Their Babies.. smh
— Karina Zavala
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The dumb are abused by the smart and the smart destroyed by their own cunning.
— Asking Alexander
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When you talk shit about me behind my dumb ass, you only have two options... you cut your TONGUE or just STOP BREATHING.. which one…
— MHARWHYN
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I like to send out texts saying Hey, I got a new phone and lost your number. Can I have it again? Because I know…
— Nikhil Saluja
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My dear fake friends, first of all, you should know that I am typing this with my middle finger. If you were in front of…
— Rezahanapi
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Seems there are a lot of things I could have and should have done. I never imagined Id be the dumb dude in the horror…
— Unknown Author
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Girls, stop acting dumb! its not pretty it not cool its not cute. Being smart is something to be proud of, not to be ashamed…
— Levita Charin
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Calling someone fat wont make you any skinnier, calling someone dumb dosnt make you any smarter.
— Mean Girls
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MAN says to GOD: MAN: Why did you make women so beautiful? GOD: So you would love them! MAN: But why did you make them…
— Jerhia
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I remember that person I thought I couldn't live without. She dumped me. I was fibbing, look at me now I'm living and I'm healthy.…
— Mpumelelo Reverb
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People don't want to hear the news anymore; they more worry about celebrity scandal, gossip. The news doesn't have to be truthful anymore, just entertaining
— Emanuel Sebastiao
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Being fool is completely different from staying foolish. Being fool means a real duffer person and staying foolish implies doing really the different, innovative things…
— Anuj Somany
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When a pretty girl says something dumb just smile at her and pet her on the top of her head.
— Nikhil Saluja
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Bitches be like I'm about to come!
— Lekoma Precious Napo
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