Dumb Quotes

1296 Dumb quotes by 922 unique authors

We actually have not required in this law that you carry health insurance. — Debbie Wasserman Schultz
The harsh fact of the matter is when you're passing legislation that will cover 300 million American people in different ways, it takes a long… — John Dingell
Now, they're saying I groped a male staffer. Yes, I did. Not only did I grope him, I tickled him until he couldn't breathe and… — Eric Massa
If a young fella has an option of having a decent career or joining the army to fight in Iraq, you can bet your life… — Charles Rangel
If I lived in Massachusetts, I'd try to vote ten times ... Yeah that's right, I'd cheat to keep these bastards out. I would. Because… — Ed Schultz
I'm going to be honest with you - I don't know a lot about Cuba's healthcare system. Is it a government-run system? — John F. Kerry
Guess what this liberal would be all about? This liberal will be about socializing...uh, um...Would be about, basically, taking over, and the government running all… — Maxine Waters
"...light-skinned," and with "no negro dialect." — Harry Reid
You know what they want? They want obedient workers. Obedient workers, people who are just smart enough to run the machines and do the paperwork.… — George Carlin
I was too dumb to know Opie was going to grow up to be a great Director, if so, boy, I would certainly have become… — George Lindsey
For those who say you're thinking too big... be smart enough not to listen. For those who say the odds are too small ... be… — Eric Schmidt
I'm not a sexual person, really. I don't really care about sex. — Paris Hilton
The clitoris contains 8,000 nerve endings. It makes it easy to have sex. With yourself. — Dannii Minogue
Eskimos are uncivilised because they don't have any shops. — Jodie Marsh
Is an egg a vegetable? — Jodie Marsh
Entertainment is the devils substitute for joy, and when you get satisfaction out of that dumb thing, your joy will diminish. — Leonard Ravenhill
I know of three ways to recognize another writer: Writers are shamelessly nosy. Writers tell good stories, even about dumb old, daily things. On most… — Unknown Author
You’re never as smart as you think you are when you are winning and never as dumb as you feel when you are losing. — Michael Hyatt
If we do not do this our churches will lighthouses without light, wells without water, dumb witnesses, sleeping watchmen, silent trumpets, messengers without tidings, a… — Robert E. Lee
The next time you're caught in a room full of smart people doing something dumb (like trying to anticipate what your users will do), tune… — Daniel Burka
I've never had a problem with a dumb client. There is no such thing as a bad client. Part of our job is to do… — Bob Gill
A man and his wife, each in a different small plane, were out enjoying a flight, when the husband committed a flight error. He was… — Truman G. Madsen
Architecture is not created by individuals. The genius sketch ... is a myth. Architecture is made by a team of committed people who work together,… — Joshua Prince-Ramus
Blonde is dumb comedy, red hair is smart, sexy comedy. — Lisa Kudrow
"You look how you look," "Be comfortable. What are you going to do? Be hungry every single day to make other people happy? That's just… — Jennifer Lawrence

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