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1296 Dumb quotes by 922 unique authors

So Carol, you're a housewife and mother. And have you got any children? — Unknown Author
The Rolling Stones suffered a great loss with the death of Ian Stewart, the man who had for so many years played piano quietly and… — Unknown Author
My second hit was a flop. — Unknown Author
My shoes are size 2 and a 1/2, the same size as my feet — Elaine Paige
A week is a long time in politics, and three weeks is twice as long. — Unknown Author
Stocks have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau. — Irving Fisher
Wherever I have gone in this country, I have found Americans. — Alf Landon
Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison for three years, not Princeton. — Unknown Author
It's all right leaping about the stage when you're 20 but when you get to 25 it gets a bit embarrassing — Bill Wyman
I'm a 4-wheel-drive pickup type of guy. So is my wife. — Unknown Author
I cannot tell you how grateful I am - I am filled with humidity. — Gib Lewis
We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more information in our heads. — Unknown Author
The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe. — Frank Rizzo
Bruce Sutter has been around for awhile and he's pretty old. He's thirty-five years old. That will give you some idea of how old he… — Ron Fairly
Two grand slams in a week - man, that's seven or eight ribbies right there. — Unknown Author
Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer. — Unknown Author
I wish men had boobs because I like the feel of them. It's so funny - when I record I sing with a hand over… — Emma Bunton
Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious. — Alan Minter
You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle. — Bill Peterson
I really didn't say everything I said. — Yogi Berra

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