Dumb Quotes

1296 Dumb quotes by 922 unique authors

The ballparks have gotten too crowded. That's why nobody goes to see the game anymore. — Yogi Berra
I know the Virginia players are smart because you need a 1500 SAT to get in. I have to drop bread crumbs to get our… — George Raveling
If I did that, I'd be sticking my head in a moose. — Samuel Goldwyn
The loss of life will be irreplaceable. — Dan Quayle
The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular? — David Sarnoff
I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary Cooper. — Gary Cooper
If you've seen one redwood tree, you've seen them all — Ronald Reagan
Who in their right mind would ever need more than 640k of ram!? — Bill Gates
He was a man of great statue — Thomas Menino
It's a question of whether we're going to go forward into the future, or past to the back. — Dan Quayle
Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to be perfectly deaf. — Oscar Wilde
Idiots, the lame, the blind, the dumb, are men in whom the devils have established themselves: and all the physicians who heal these infirmities, as… — Martin Luther
When I think over what I have said, I envy dumb people. — Seneca the Younger
The principal advantage of the non-parental lifestyle is that on Christmas Eve you need not be struck dumb by the three most terrifying words that… — John Leo
If you call painting dumb poetry, the painter may call poetry blind painting. — Leonardo da Vinci
The shocking possibility that dumb people don't exist in sufficient numbers to warrant the millions of careers devoted to tending them will seem incredible to… — John Taylor Gatto
I went in and said, "If I see one more gratuitous shot of a woman's body, I'm quitting . . . " I think the… — David Hasselhoff
Heaven is never deaf but when man's heart is dumb. — Francis Quarles
One night she hid the pink cotton scarf from her raincoat in the pillowcase when the nurse came around to lock up her drawers and… — Sylvia Plath
A pill to make you numb A pill to make you dumb A pill to make you anybody else But all the drugs in this… — Marilyn Manson
Let me put it bluntly: anyone who says that money isn't important doesn't have any! Rich people understand the importance of money and the place… — T. Harv Eker
The devil does not bring sinners to hell with their eyes open: he first blinds them with the malice of their own sins. Before we… — Alphonsus Liguori
Nothing is bigger than life. There's nothing noble in death. What's noble about never seeing the sunshine again? What's noble about having your legs and… — Dalton Trumbo
God decided to create a species with whom he could have fellowship. Who are we to say that evolution was a dumb way to do… — Francis Collins
Brains, like cabbages, are beautiful-but in a different way. Cabbage heads are dumb and sterile, whereas brains are personal, intelligent and vibrant. — Carl Pfeiffer

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