Dumb Quotes

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We are specifically keeping the best and brightest out. It is the dumb and dumbest that we are letting in. Let me rephrase that: It… — Rush Limbaugh
I was in a no-win situation, so I'm glad that I won rather than lost — Frank Bruno
For if Men are to be precluded from offering their Sentiments on a matter, which may involve the most serious and alarming consequences, that can… — George Washington
I think William Shakespeare was the wisest human being I ever heard of. To be perfectly frank, though, that's not saying much. We are impossibly… — Kurt Vonnegut
I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are. — Homer
One minute I'm robbing a dope house. Next minute I'm the youngest heavyweight champion of the world. I'm only 20, 19, with a lot of… — Mike Tyson
That was a f****g dumb question. If I didn't think I was gonna win, why the hell would I be fighting?! — Rocky Marciano
Remember that you can do anything you want to do. Don't let anyone say, 'You're not smart enough... it's too hard... it's a dumb idea...… — Meg Whitman
When everything is visible and appears to be dumb, that's when the details take on larger meanings. — David Byrne
The bells they sound on Bredon, And still the steeples hum. "Come all to church, good people"- Oh, noisy bells, be dumb; I hear you,… — A. E. Housman
Project management is the art of creating the illusion that any outcome is the result of a series of predetermined, deliberate acts when, in fact,… — Harold Kerzner
If anyone knew where they were, I'd send the ISDBB (Incredibly Stupid and Dumb Beyond Belief) award to the two guys who tried to break… — Erma Bombeck
Plus they think the hurricane's going to hit (starts laughing) New Orleans about the time they start. The timing, at least it appears now, that… — Unknown Author
I've now been in 57 states? I think one left to go? — Barack Obama
You know, education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart,… — John F. Kerry
We know that no one person can succeed unless everybody else succeeds. — Howard Dean
The Republican health care plan: don't get sick ... The Republicans have a back up plan in case you do get sick ... This is… — Alan Grayson
I think Rush Limbaugh was the 20th hijacker but he was just so strung out on Oxycontin he missed his flight ... Rush Limbaugh -… — Wanda Sykes
The number one job facing the middle class, and it happens to be, as Barack says, a three-letter word: jobs. J-O-B-S. — Joe Biden
Over time, however, the endless war in Iraq began to play a role in natural selection. Only idiots signed up; only idiots died. Back home,… — Ted Rall
We're seeing the reality of a lot of the North Pole starting to evaporate, and we could get to a tipping point. Because if it… — Henry Waxman
This is a big f...ing deal! — Joe Biden
I am clearly more popular than Reagan. I am in my third term. Where's Reagan? Gone after two! Defeated by George Bush and Michael Dukakis… — Marion Barry
I have never had sexual relations with Monica Lewinsky. I've never had an affair with her. — William J. Clinton
I'm blacker than Barack Obama. I shined shoes. I grew up in a five-room apartment. My father had a little laundromat in a black community… — Rod Blagojevich

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