Dumb Quotes
1296 Dumb quotes by 922 unique authors
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For those who say you're thinking too big... be smart enough not to listen. For those who say the odds are too small ... be…
— Eric Schmidt
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I'm not a sexual person, really. I don't really care about sex.
— Paris Hilton
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The clitoris contains 8,000 nerve endings. It makes it easy to have sex. With yourself.
— Dannii Minogue
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Eskimos are uncivilised because they don't have any shops.
— Jodie Marsh
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Is an egg a vegetable?
— Jodie Marsh
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Entertainment is the devils substitute for joy, and when you get satisfaction out of that dumb thing, your joy will diminish.
— Leonard Ravenhill
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I know of three ways to recognize another writer: Writers are shamelessly nosy. Writers tell good stories, even about dumb old, daily things. On most…
— Unknown Author
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You’re never as smart as you think you are when you are winning and never as dumb as you feel when you are losing.
— Michael Hyatt
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If we do not do this our churches will lighthouses without light, wells without water, dumb witnesses, sleeping watchmen, silent trumpets, messengers without tidings, a…
— Robert E. Lee
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The next time you're caught in a room full of smart people doing something dumb (like trying to anticipate what your users will do), tune…
— Daniel Burka
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I've never had a problem with a dumb client. There is no such thing as a bad client. Part of our job is to do…
— Bob Gill
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A man and his wife, each in a different small plane, were out enjoying a flight, when the husband committed a flight error. He was…
— Truman G. Madsen
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Architecture is not created by individuals. The genius sketch ... is a myth. Architecture is made by a team of committed people who work together,…
— Joshua Prince-Ramus
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Blonde is dumb comedy, red hair is smart, sexy comedy.
— Lisa Kudrow
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"You look how you look," "Be comfortable. What are you going to do? Be hungry every single day to make other people happy? That's just…
— Jennifer Lawrence
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Airshow flying is tough, it's even tougher if you do something stupid. Don't do nuthin dumb!
— Ralph Royce
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Let me be more aggressive: we are largely better at doing than we are at thinking, thanks to antifragility. I’d rather be dumb and antifragile…
— Nassim Nicholas Taleb
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If you're deaf, dumb, and blind to what's happening in the world, you're under no obligation to do anything. But if you know what's happening…
— Assata Shakur
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And in this silence of the dumb and these speeches of the blind, in this medly of people bound together by the same grief, terror…
— Vasily Grossman
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I don't think you need to dumb down to a child, you merely have to be clear, you know?
— Mary Chapin Carpenter
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