Dumb Quotes

1296 Dumb quotes by 922 unique authors

Americans want beauties, not me. Iâ€™m not the Parisian bombshell they expected. Can you see me as a chorus girl? Whereâ€™s my feather up the… — Edith Piaf
We are living in dangerously weird times now. Smart people just shrug and admit they're dazed and confused. The only ones left with any confidence… — Hunter S. Thompson
I tell my students that when you write, you should pretend youâ€™re writing the best letter you ever wrote to the smartest friend you have.… — Jeffrey Eugenides
Some trees flourish, others die. Some cattle grow strong, others are taken by wolves. Some men are born rich enough and dumb enough to enjoy… — John Marston
No wonder politicians love government schools. Where do you think the dumb masses come from that can be so easily led and manipulated? — Neal Boortz
The toughness I was learning was not a martyred doggedness, a dumb heroism, but the art of accommodation. I thought: to be tough is to… — Gretel Ehrlich
I do dumb stuff, like playing my favorite dumb Barry White song and lip-synching into the mirror so it looks like his voice is coming… — Lynda Barry
People say, 'The government couldn't carry out the September 11th attack, it's too big, they'd get caught!' They DID get caught! They're just counting on… — Alex Jones
There's nothing heroic about suicide bombers. They're mostly just dumb, brainwashed kids, stoned out of their minds. — Marcus Luttrell
The pencil and computer are, if left to their own devices, equally dumb and only as good as the person driving them. — Norman Foster
Men are basically smart or dumb and lazy or ambitious. The dumb and ambitious ones are dangerous and I get rid of them. The dumb… — Erwin Rommel
Debt is dumb. Cash is king. — Dave Ramsey
'Smart growth' destroys the environment. 'Dumb growth' destroys the environment. The only difference is that 'smart growth' does it with good taste. It's like booking… — Albert Allen Bartlett
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming. ?Bet you the rules and I hit the ground running Didn't make sense not to… — Greg Camp
On Hallowe'en the old ghosts come about us, and they speak to some; to others they are dumb. — Eleanor Farjeon
I had a period in my life in the '90s where I was definitely young, dumb, and full of even more dumb. — Scott Weiland
As long as you're just smart enough to do a job and just dumb enough to swallow what they feed you, you're gonna be alright.… — Frank Zappa
The modern worldâ€™s tech-giddy control and facilitation makes us stupid.Â Awareness atrophies.Â Dumb gets dumber.Â Lists are everywhere â€“ the five things you need to… — Roger Cohen
It's kind of dumb; everybody should be able to listen to the kind of music they want and just because you're a fan of a… — Ray Toro
I started realizing that I wasn't so dumb; rather, most people simply didn't know the answers to the questions that I was interested in-or they… — Dean Kamen

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